My favorite quotes from last night’s episode:
Damon to Mikael: “I’d offer you a drink but Katherine tells me you’re more of a vampire on the rocks guy.”
Katherine: “Humanity is a vampire’s greatest weakness. No matter how easy it is to turn it off, It keeps trying to fight its way back in. Sometimes I let it.”
Damon: “What the hell’s wrong with you? You’re not supposed to witchy migraine me.”
Bonnie: “You’re not supposed to kill Tyler.”Tyler to Caroline: “So there you go. I saved you from your own stubbornness.”
Damon to Elena: “Oh really. ‘Cause you know vampires are usually so reliable.”
Stefan: “I’m one hundred and sixty two years old and I’m going to a homecoming dance. I need better ties.”
Elena: “You could not go.”
Stefan: “I’m compelled to protect you. And if I look at your track record at high school dances it’s pretty tragic. With my luck you’ll go out and get yourself murdered by the homecoming queen.”Damon to Elena about Rebekah: “Her lying, mama-killing, dagger-happy brother. Wolfsbane’s ready.”
Damon: “Why feed on vampires? Don’t tell me it’s for the smooth aftertaste.”
Tyler: “I’m sorry I stabbed you. It’s the only thing I could think of to get you out of there.”
Caroline: “Oh yeah? Not, ‘Hey Caroline. I’m worried about what might happen this evening. So maybe you should go home and watch Dancing with the Stars.’”Damon (about Rebekah): “In the back. Harsh.”
Elena: “It had to be done. Rebekah was never going to be completely on our side.”
Damon: “Hey, I’m not judging you. It’s very Katherine of you.”
Elena: “Not the way to make me feel better about myself, Damon.”
Damon: “It was a compliment.”
Elena: “If someone’s going to let their humanity get in the way and screw this whole thing up it’s probably going to b e me.”
Damon: “Elena, you just daggered somebody. You’re going to be fine.”Damon: “Here’s my RSVP. (He snatches a guy’s heart out.) Hybrid.”
Caroline (to Tyler): “Quit hanging out with Rebekah, the evil blood slut.”
What’s your favorite quote or quotes?
