My favorite quotes from last night’s episode:
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Damon (about Tyler): “He’s been sired.”
Caroline: “So how do I fix him?”
Damon: “Get a new boyfriend.”
Damon: “You know Stefan. Journaling. Reading. Shaping his hair.”
Damon: “We have a new housemate — Barbie Klaus.”
Elena: “What are you doing?”
Damon: “Helping you out. Come on, Buffy.”
Stefan to Rebekah: “I’m sorry. Your tone implies that I’m actually supposed to care.”
Elena: “You think that I’m crazy to believe that I can protect myself from a vampire who’s flipped the switch on his humanity.”
Alaric: “I think you found a way to get out of bed this morning and that makes you the strongest person that I know. I think that you can do pretty much anything.”
Damon: “The two brunettes on the staircases owe me a Persian rug.”
Stefan: “You mean they owe us a Persian rug. It’s my house too, Damon.”
Elena to Stefan: “Really. Do you think I’m going to let a blood addict tell me how to drink?”
Elena: “Uh-oh! It’s the fun police. I thought that Ripper Stefan was supposed to be the life of the party.”
What are your favorite quotes?
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